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Dog from Churchill Insurance adverts mauls toddler from Velvet Toilet Rolls...
Television viewers were traumatised yesterday after the aggressive, ill-tempered dog from the Churchill adverts mauled the bossy toddler from the Velvet Toilet Rolls adverts during a commercial break...
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Sighting of David Bellamy eases fears of extinction
There was a boost for conservationists last night as David Bellamy, a species many thought had died out, was once again spotted in his natural habitat as he appeared in a television advert alongside...
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Churchill to take up role as new press watchdog
After a decade and a half of advising people on their car insurance, the famous talking dog Churchill is to take up the hotly-debated role of independent press watchdog advocated by Lord Justice...
View ArticleEurope demands return of British ‘war time spirit’
A group of influential European politicians has called for the return of Britain’s ‘war time spirit’. Spokesman for the group, German MEP Hans Kirsch, said that he hoped the country could see a way...
View ArticleHeathrow expansion to include Sudetenland
As MPs debate the merits of a ‘Third Runway and Reich’, many are worried about the environmental impact, the promise of ‘budget holidays in our time’ and the annexation of parts of Surrey. Neither has...
View Article‘This is what Churchill would want’ says protester kicking policeman
A protester in London to ‘protect statues’ has claimed that Winston Churchill would respect a robust debate on the subject, while kicking a policeman in the face. Scott Jenkins said it is not for one...
View ArticleChurchill looked at not complying with legal treaty ‘in a specific manner’.
Historians have unearthed documents suggesting that in 1939 Churchill attempted to prevent Great Britain declaring war on Germany when they invaded Poland. Notes from Cabinet meetings that were...
View ArticleBoris’s vaccine shame: none of his chums profited
Boris Johnson should be enjoying the EU’s contortions over their vaccine contract, but it has simply made matters worse for him with the people who matter. “It’s been non-stop wedgies all day”, said a...
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